Garrett Morris (born February 1, 1937) is a comic actor. He is noted as being one of the original "Not Ready for Primetime Players" on NBC's Saturday Night, which would later be called Saturday Night Live. One of the characters he portrayed was as the head of the New York School for Deaf People where he would simply shout the top story read by Weekend Update reader, Chevy Chase.
He reprised that role in live-action in "Barely Legal", when Brian Griffin uses him to help explain to Meg that he has no interest in pursuing a romantic relationship with her. After Brian leaves the room, he tells Meg she has a nice ass.