"The Story of the Three Bears", sometimes known as "The Three Bears", "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" or, simply, "Goldilocks", is a fairy tale first recorded in narrative form by British author and poet Robert Southey, and first published anonymously in a volume of his writings in 1837.

Little Red Riding Hood's grandfather who owns a giant shoe he rents out as an apartment threatens to evict Consuela who ignores his request to answer her door in "Grimm Job". He threatens to rent out the shoe to Goldilocks and her three "bears", three hairy gay men, after fixing the place back up.