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He's Quagmire
Hes Quagmire

From the episode: Breaking Out is Hard to Do
Airport '07 (DVD version)
Forget-Me-Not (He's ShirtPants)
Singers: Glenn Quagmire, Man, and Background Singers
Voices: Seth MacFarlane, Danny Smith, and Studio Singers

He's Quagmire is the theme song for the character of Glenn Quagmire. It was first heard in "Breaking Out is Hard to Do". It was again used on the DVD version of "Airport '07". It was referenced in the episode "April in Quahog", after Quagmire has sex with Bonnie, Joe just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Who else but Quagmire?" The song is parodied as "He's ShirtPants" in "Forget-Me-Not" when Quagmire can't remember anything about himself and calls himself "ShirtPants".

Lyrics

"Breaking Out is Hard to Do"

Peter: Quagmire, what are you doing here?
Quagmire: Oh, it's Conjugal Visit Day. You know I love doing a woman in the can. Oh! Giggity-giggity-giggity-goo!
Man: Who else but Quagmire?!
Singers:
He's Quagmire, Quagmire
You never really know what
He's gonna do next
He's Quagmire, Quagmire
Quagmire: Giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity, let's have sex!
Posh Man: I do hope nothing happens to spoil this fancy dinner party. [Quagmire takes off his clothes and dances on the table]
Quagmire: Giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity-goo!
Man: Who else but Quagmire?!
Singers:
He's Quagmire, Quagmire
Quagmire:Giggity giggity goo!

"Airport '07"

Woman: Wow, that was great.
Quagmire: Thanks. I know you had a choice around airport sex and I appreciate you're choosing Quagmire. Please exercise caution when standing up as the contents of your vagina may have shifted during coitus.
Man: Who else but Quagmire?!
Singers:
He's Quagmire, Quagmire
You never really know what
He's gonna do next
He's Quagmire, Quagmire
Quagmire: Giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity, let's have sex!
Man: Let us forever remember this beautiful young woman, taken from us in the bloom of youth, yet as unspoiled as when she was born. [Quagmire exits the coffin in surprise]
Quagmire: Giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity-goo!
Man: Who else but Quagmire?!
Singers:
He's Quagmire, Quagmire
Quagmire: Giggity giggity goo!

"Forget-Me-Not"

Joe: [pointing to the Drunken Clam] Hey, check it out! Looks like a bar.
Brian: Oof, I could go for a stiff one.
Quagmire: I think they got a pill for that.
Peter: ShirtPants!
Man: Who else but ShirtPants?!
Singers:
He's ShirtPants, ShirtPants,
He's trying to remember,
But he really can't.
He's ShirtPants, ShirtPants
Quagmire:
All I know for sure is I'm wearin' a shirt and pants!

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