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| From the episode: | Breaking Out is Hard to Do Airport '07 (DVD version) Forget-Me-Not (He's ShirtPants) |
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| Singers: | Glenn Quagmire, Man, and Background Singers |
| Voices: | Seth MacFarlane, Danny Smith, and Studio Singers |
He's Quagmire is the theme song for the character of Glenn Quagmire. It was first heard in "Breaking Out is Hard to Do". It was again used on the DVD version of "Airport '07".
It was referenced in "April in Quahog", after Quagmire has sex with Bonnie, Joe just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Who else but Quagmire?" It was also referenced in "Hot Pocket-Dial" when Quagmire had left the friend circle, Peter tried to replace him by making a sexual joke and saying "Who else but Peter?"
The song is parodied as "He's ShirtPants" in "Forget-Me-Not" when Quagmire can't remember anything about himself and calls himself "ShirtPants".
The host, referred to as the "Who else But Quagmire? guy" appears in "American Gigg-olo" when Quagmire moves from stripping at The Hang Out to having sex for money. Although he is originally confused for being homosexual, he admits that he suffers from erectile dysfunction and believes "who else but Quagmire?"
Lyrics
"Breaking Out is Hard to Do"
- Peter: Quagmire, what are you doing here?
- Quagmire: Oh, it's Conjugal Visit Day. You know I love doing a woman in the can. Oh! Giggity-giggity-giggity-goo!
- Man: Who else but Quagmire?!
- Singers:
- He's Quagmire, Quagmire
- You never really know what
- He's gonna do next
- He's Quagmire, Quagmire
- Quagmire: Giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity, let's have sex!
- Posh Man: I do hope nothing happens to spoil this fancy dinner party. [Quagmire takes off his clothes and dances on the table]
- Quagmire: Giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity-goo!
- Man: Who else but Quagmire?!
- Singers:
- He's Quagmire, Quagmire
- Quagmire:Giggity giggity goo!
"Airport '07"
- Woman: Wow, that was great.
- Quagmire: Thanks. I know you had a choice around airport sex and I appreciate you're choosing Quagmire. Please exercise caution when standing up as the contents of your vagina may have shifted during coitus.
- Man: Who else but Quagmire?!
- Singers:
- He's Quagmire, Quagmire
- You never really know what
- He's gonna do next
- He's Quagmire, Quagmire
- Quagmire: Giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity, let's have sex!
- Man: Let us forever remember this beautiful young woman, taken from us in the bloom of youth, yet as unspoiled as when she was born. [Quagmire exits the coffin in surprise]
- Quagmire: Giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity-goo!
- Man: Who else but Quagmire?!
- Singers:
- He's Quagmire, Quagmire
- Quagmire: Giggity giggity goo!
"Forget-Me-Not"
- Joe: [pointing to the Drunken Clam] Hey, check it out! Looks like a bar.
- Brian: Oof, I could go for a stiff one.
- Quagmire: I think they got a pill for that.
- Peter: ShirtPants!
- Man: Who else but ShirtPants?!
- Singers:
- He's ShirtPants, ShirtPants,
- He's trying to remember,
- But he really can't.
- He's ShirtPants, ShirtPants
- Quagmire:
- All I know for sure is I'm wearin' a shirt and pants!