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His Arms Were Too Short
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From the episode: 12 and a Half Angry Men
Singers: Irish Folk Singer
Voices: Seth MacFarlane

"His Arms Were Too Short" is sung by an Irish folk singer as part of Peter Griffin's cutaway when he feels as frustrated as a tyrannosaurus trying to masturbate in "12 and a Half Angry Men".

Lyrics

Oh, he couldn't masturbate because his arms are too short

They feared him from Kilpatrick down to Galway Bay port

Luckily he found a wife so he could have sex

The non-masturbating tyrannosaurus rex

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