I've Got James Woods
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I've Got James Woods performed by Peter Griffin and James Woods in FG414 Peter's Got Woods. The song is more or less the same as the song 'You Two' from the 1968 musical film, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang but replacing 'You two' with 'James Woods' and other minor tweaks.
[edit] Lyrics
Peter: Someone to care for, to be there for. I have James Woods.
James: Someone to do for, muddle through for. You have James Woods.
Peter: Someone to share joy or despair with, whichever betides you.
James: Life becomes a chore...
Both: Unless you're living for...
Peter: Someone to tend to, be a friend to. I have James Woods.
James: Someone to strive for, do or die for. You have James Woods.
Both: It's true, we two, have a likewise point of view.
James: 'Cause James Woods has you.
Peter: And I have James Woods, too!
