|From the episode:||The Man with Two Brians|
|Singers:||New Brian and Peter Griffin|
|Voices:||John Viener and Seth MacFarlane|
New Brian: I don't like fancy learnin' books,
I don't like apple tarts.
I don't like cozy breakfast nooks,
I don't like modern arts...
Well I like farts!
Yes, I like farts!
I like long farts, short farts, wet farts, your farts;
I like farts!
If you got heart...
Peter: Oh, I've got heart.
New Brian: Lets hear those farts.
Peter: How do I start?
New Brian: Well Peter I will help you get your fartin' started...
Together: phbbt, phbbt, phbbt, phbbt, phbbt,...