I Never Met the Dead Man/Quotes
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Lois: Open up for the airplane.
Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright Brothers!
Stewie: So broccoli, Mother says you're very good for me; well I'm afraid I'm no good for you!
Stewie: Cold kills broccoli! It's so simple! All I need to do is build a machine to control the global environment... Forecast for tomorrow: a few sprinkles of genius, with a chance of doom!
Brian: Hey, barkeep, whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
William Shatner: Beam me up God.
Announcer: We now return to the Scooby Doo Murder Files.
Fred: Gee whiz, gang. Looks like the killer gutted the victim, strangled him with his own intestines, and then dumped the body in the river.
Velma: Jinkies! What a mystery!
Scooby: Raoo!
Fred: You're right, Scoob. We're dealing with one sick son of a bitch!
Road Runner: Beep beep!
Peter hits and kills the Road Runner
Peter: Aw, gee, did I just get that ostrich?
Wile E. Coyote: No.
Peter: Are you sure?
Wile E. Coyote: No, it's fine. Keep going!
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