I Take Thee Quagmire/Quotes

Peter: Oh, oh. embarrassing. Well, in that case, I'll take the rest on a gift certificate.

Lois: oh, honey, you look so handsome on TV.

Alex Trebek: Alright, players, the answer once again is 'It was the first space craft to land on the surface of Mars'. Adam, what was your your response? Kebert Xela. [pause] Ahhh!!!

Adam West: Only saying his name backwards can send him back to the 5th dimension where he belongs.

(Playing Wheel of Fortune)

Pat Sajak: All right, Peter. You made it to the bonus round. Congratulations.

Peter: Thanks, Regis.

Pat Sajak: Okay. The category is actor and show. So, we need 5 consonants and a vowel.

Peter: Uh, okay, ummm... Z... 4... Q... another Q... uhhh... a third Q... and the Batman symbol.

Pat Sajak: Okay, no help there. Um, 15 seconds. If you want to take a shot at it, talk it out.

Peter: Is it Alex Karras in Webster?

(gets it right)

Pat Sajak: I... don't... believe it.

Peter: Oh my god! I just took a shot in the dark! Holy crap!

Stewie: I'm as pathetic as the fat man when he tries to read.

[Lois and Peter are seen on the sofa reading books.]

Peter: Lois, what's this word?

Lois: "Evel..."

Peter: And this word?

Lois: "Knievel..."

Peter: And this word?

Lois: "was..."

Peter: And this word?

Lois: "born..."

Peter: And this word?

Lois: "in..."

Peter: And this word?

Lois: "Montana."

Peter: Hey, Lois, did you know that Evel Knievel was born in Montana?

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