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Jack LaLanne Workout

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Jack LaLanne Workout
From the episode: Take My Wife
Singers: Carter Pewterschmidt
Voices: Seth MacFarlane

The "Jack LaLanne Workout" is sung by Carter Pewterschmidt when he tries to interest the kids in activities other than their electronic devices while watching them after Lois and Peter go on a retreat to the Bahamas in "Take My Wife". Using a Jack LaLanne workout record, Carter makes up his own words to the music.


Bend to the left, bend to the right

Get the big spring, stretch the big spring

Stop to smoke, get a big towel

Put it behind your neck, tuck it in your shirt

Looks like boobs, put on a wig

Dance with a man, don't tell your wife

Take it to your grave

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