Johnny Wind Chimes is a thief in a cutaway gag set up by Peter in "Peternormal Activity".

When Quagmire fakes a photo to make it appear he was in St. Louis instead of being with the guys when they kill and bury a man, vowing to keep it a secret, Peter declares he is a worse accomplice than Johnny Wind Chimes. As Johnny and another thief try to complete a burglary, Johnny's wind chimes keep sounding off with every move he makes.

Johnny makes a brief appearance in "Follow the Money" when Carter Pewterschmidt hands Cleveland the birthday card he's sending to Chris.

Johnny is voiced by Fred Tatasciore.