Left Foot, Right Foot
Randy Newman

From the episode: Da Boom
Singers: Randy Newman
Voices: Will Sasso

Left Foot, Right Foot is an improvised song by Randy Newman about the Griffin family in "Da Boom". He survived the Y2K fiasco, and writes songs about his surroundings. It is later performed by the Griffin family as they head to the Carvel factory at the end of the episode, ending Pam Ewing's dream.




Randy Newman:
♪ Fat man with his kids and dog ♪
♪ Drove in through the mornin fog ♪
♪ Hey there, Rover, come on over ♪

Lois: Well it's nice to have music while we eat.

♪ Red-headed lady reachin' for an apple ♪
♪ Gonna take a bite, nope, nope ♪
♪ She's gonna breathe on it first ♪
♪ Wipes it on her blouse ♪
♪ She takes a bite, chews it once, ♪
♪ Twice, three times, four times, stops ♪
♪ Saliva workin' ♪
♪ Takes a long hard look at Randy ♪
♪ Five times ♪
♪ Fat old husband walkin over ♪

Lois: Let's get the hell out of here

♪ Yeah, they're walkin' down the road ♪
♪ Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, left-- ♪

Apple hits Randy in the head.

♪ Left foot, right foot ♪
♪ Left foot, right foot ♪
♪ Left foot, right foot ♪
♪ Left foot... ♪

Lois: (while Chris is singing) Please Chris mommy's going to have a big... Chris please... (while yelling) Stop it!
(Chris stops)
Lois: (calmly) Thank you sweetie.