Peter: [on the phone] I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want, but I have a very particular lack of skills. I will never be able to find you. But what I do have is two dollars and a Casio wristwatch. You can have one of them.
Stewie: What the hell?
[is captured and is dragged into a room]
GPS: Back up dangerously into traffic.
[backs up into busy street]
GPS: Proceed wrong way down busy street for 500 meters.
GPS: Say "Hang on" and drive down staircase.
Brian: Hang on!
[drives down wide staircase]
GPS: poorly edited shot where driver is obviously stunt person.
[Brian is replaced with man with a stunt helmet. Brian and Stewie reach a bridge, then jump down onto the yacht]
GPS: Leave fart in closed car like a dick.
Brian: Sorry about that!
Stewie: Alright, they're probably holding her below deck. You take the right side, I'll take the left. You're gonna need this.
[hands Brian silenced pistol]
Brian: What? I...I...I never killed anybody before!
Stewie: Relax, they're Arabs, people will still be rooting for you.
Peter: Sometimes I do part-time jobs for extra cash.
[Cut to Peter in a tuxedo at a restaurant walking up to a romantic couple on a dinner date with a violin.]