Lesley Rene Stahl (born December 16, 1941) is an American television journalist. Since 1991, she has reported for CBS on 60 Minutes.

In "Death Is a Bitch", Peter and Lois watch 60 Minutes After Dark, a combination of 60 Minutes and the raunchy variety show Playboy After Dark. It shows 60 Minutes anchors Morley Safer, Mike Wallace, Ed Bradley, and Lesley Stahl in bed together, with Stahl commenting on how “one of you is hung like an elf.” The rest of the group look at Morley Safer.