Stewie: Oh, dear, Rupert. Without those capacitors, it'll be completely impossible to build a functioning time machine. I guess that means Brian is ... really gone for good.
[Peter giving Brian's eulogy]
Peter: Hoo boy, this is probably the worst pain I've ever had to go through. And I've sprained my ankle twice. Um, the truth is Brian wasn't just my dog, he was my best friend in the whole world. He was smart, he was loyal, and... I guess what I'm trying to say is, he was like a brother to me. And I'm gonna spend the rest of my life missing him.
Lois: We're all gonna miss him, Peter. We're all gonna miss him very much.
Vinny: What's the matter?
Stewie: Fine! D'you wanna know what's the matter?! You're the matter! Everyone in this family is so damn thrilled with you they forgot all about Brian! Well, I'm not thrilled! I'll never forget Brian! He was my best friend! You're not supposed to lose your best friend at my age! You're not supposed to lose him ever!
Vinny: Look, Stewie, I know it doesn't seem like it now, but you're gonna be okay.
Stewie: Yeah, right! How do you know?
Vinny: Because, I once had a thing, ih, happen to me with some stuff.
Stewie: Really? That's what's happening to me! Stuff!
Vinny: Y'know, before you guys found me in the shop, I lived with an old man named Leo. It was just him and me in a tiny apartment and we got pretty tight. He kinda became my whole world. By da time he passed away, it was real toff.
Stewie: So...wuh-how did he die?
Vinny: He tried ta go to a yoga class, and on da first pose, his ball-sack split in half.
Vinny: Yeah, it was on Dateline, it was a whole thing. Anyway, I guess Leo was kinda like my Brian.
Stewie: Well, so how'd you get over him?
Vinny: Well, I met your family in the pet store. When I saw you guys lookin' for a dog, I kinda sensed you were goin' tru da same feelin's o' loss dat I was. And it made me think, "Hey, maybe I was meant ta find dees guys. Maybe we were meant to be together."
Stewie: You know what, Vinny? I'm starting to think that may be true.
Vinny: Heh-heh! Bring it in, Stewie!
Lois: Oh my God, I almost served Brian again. I can't believe he's been gone a whole month.
Stewie: Can't we at least get rid of the doggy door so Chris doesn't keep getting stuck in it?