Life of the Wife
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 Stewie and Eliza singing | |
| From the episode: | One If By Clam, Two If By Sea |
|---|---|
| Singers: | Eliza Pinchley & Stewie Griffin |
| Voices: | Tara Strong (speaking), Michelle Horn (singing) & Seth MacFarlane |
Life of the Wife is a song sung by Eliza Pinchley & Stewie Griffin during the episode, One if by Clam, Two if by Sea. The song is a parody of 'The Rain in Spain' from the Lerner & Loewe musical, "My Fair Lady."
[edit] Lyrics
Eliza: How do you do?
Stewie: What did you say?
Eliza: ♪The life ♪ ♪ of the wife ♪ ♪ is ended by the knife ♪
Stewie: ♪ I think she's got it ♪ ♪ By Jove she's got it! ♪
Eliza: ♪ The life of the wife is ended by the knife ♪
Stewie: ♪ By George she's got it ♪ ♪ By George she's got it ♪ ♪ Now what ends her wretched life? ♪
Eliza: ♪ The knife! ♪ ♪ The knife! ♪
Stewie: ♪ And where's that bloody knife? ♪
Eliza: ♪ In the wife! ♪ ♪ In the wife! ♪
Eliza & Stewie: ♪ The life of the wife is ended by the knife ♪
Eliza & Stewie: ♪ The life of the wife is ended by the knife ♪
