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Life of the Wife

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Life of the Wife
Stewie and Eliza singing

From the episode: One If By Clam, Two If By Sea
Singers: Eliza Pinchley & Stewie Griffin
Voices: Tara Strong (speaking), Michelle Horn (singing) & Seth MacFarlane


Life of the Wife is a song sung by Eliza Pinchley & Stewie Griffin during the episode, One if by Clam, Two if by Sea. The song is a parody of 'The Rain in Spain' from the Lerner & Loewe musical, "My Fair Lady."

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Eliza: How do you do?

Stewie: What did you say?

Eliza: ♪The life ♪ ♪ of the wife ♪ ♪ is ended by the knife ♪

Stewie: ♪ I think she's got it ♪ ♪ By Jove she's got it! ♪

Eliza: ♪ The life of the wife is ended by the knife ♪

Stewie: ♪ By George she's got it ♪ ♪ By George she's got it ♪ ♪ Now what ends her wretched life? ♪

Eliza: ♪ The knife! ♪ ♪ The knife! ♪

Stewie: ♪ And where's that bloody knife? ♪

Eliza: ♪ In the wife! ♪ ♪ In the wife! ♪

Eliza & Stewie: ♪ The life of the wife is ended by the knife ♪

Eliza & Stewie: ♪ The life of the wife is ended by the knife ♪