Life of the Wife

From the episode:	"One if by Clam, Two if by Sea"
Singers:	Eliza Pinchley & Stewie Griffin
Voices:	Tara Strong (speaking), Michelle Horn (singing) & Seth MacFarlane

"Life of the Wife" is a song sung by Eliza Pinchley and Stewie Griffin during the episode, "One if by Clam, Two if by Sea" during the former's lessons on an American accent. The song is a parody of "The Rain in Spain" from the Lerner & Loewe musical, My Fair Lady.

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Lyrics Edit

Eliza: How do you do?

Stewie: What did you say?

Eliza: The life of the wife is ended by the knife

Stewie: I think she's got! By Jove she's got it!

Eliza: The life of the wife is ended by the knife

Stewie: By George she's got it! By George she's got it! Now what ends her wretched life?

Eliza: The knife! The knife!

Stewie: And where's that bloody knife?

Eliza: In the wife! In the wife!

Eliza & Stewie: The life of the wife is ended by the knife

Eliza & Stewie: The life of the wife is ended by the knife