- Peter: Now remember, I love you just the way you are. And besides, there's nothing wrong with being 35.
- Lois: Peter, I'm 43.
- Peter: Get out of this house.
- Peter: I'm gonna get our old mom back! Brian, keys! Chris, beer! Meg, UG-LAAAAAY!!!!
- [Lois walks towards Justin Bieber's dressing room with a security guard in front of the door]
- Security Guard: Sorry, you're not allowed in here.
- Lois: Oh yeah? [lifts up her shirt]
- Security Guard: I'm not into that.
- Lois: Oh. Well, what are you into?
- Security Guard: Pinkberry.
- [cut to the security guard holding a pink ice cream treat]
- Security Guard: I love my job! Yum yum yum yum yum yum.
- Lois: No Peter, I don't want to act my age and you don't want that either. Otherwise, you wouldn't have called me an old plowhorse!
- Peter: Look, I didn't mean too. I was a jerk, I'm sorry.
- [Mario jumps on Sheldon when he's about to kill Stewie]
- Stewie: Oh my God, Super Mario? what are you doing here?
- Mario: I jump on a turtle Stewie. It's not an exciting life, but it's my life.
- Peter: Brian: keys. Chris: beer. Meg: ugly.
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