Low Level Man
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| From the episode: | FG402 Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High (Deleted) |
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| Singers: | Brian |
| Voices: | Seth MacFarlane |
Low Level Man is a song that was intended for "Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High". It was cut from the episode.
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Lyrics
Brian: You know you kids can do any menial, minimum-wage job you can dream of. Listen to me:
♪♪ The Wall Street folk may party 'till dawn, boozing hard and carrying on; Who removes the puke when they're gone? The answer my friend is the low level man. ♪♪
Student #1: Wow, I can clean up puke and get paid for it?
Brian: You bet Timmy.
♪♪ Your choice of jobs is wide when you're poor; Work from nine to five at the store; Or from five to nine as a whore. You low level man. ♪♪
♪♪ The humble garbage man can still have class ♪♪
Student #2: Really?
Brian: Oh, sure.
♪♪ And you could be the guy who pumps his gas. ♪♪
♪♪ The rich man's wine is red or its white, but for you, that's way too uptight. Grab a six of natural light. ♪♪
♪♪ 'Cause you have a destiny down at the DMV fitting society's plan. ♪♪
Student #3: What if I wanted to be a busboy down at IHOP?
Brian: You could totally do that!
Student #3: Wow, that could be me! Working downtown!
Student #2: I'll be the chef!
Brian: Whoa now, slow down.
♪♪ If you use what you've got...then believe it or not... ♪♪
All: ♪♪ We can each mean a lot to the world as the Low Level Man. ♪♪
