Low Level Man
Low Level Man
From the episode: FG402 Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High (Deleted)
Singers: Brian
Voices: Seth MacFarlane

Low Level Man is a song that was intended for "Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High". It was cut from the episode.


Low Level Man 1


Brian: You know you kids can do any menial, minimum-wage job you can dream of. Listen to me:

♪♪ The Wall Street folk may party 'till dawn, boozing hard and carrying on; Who removes the puke when they're gone? The answer my friend is the low level man. ♪♪

Student #1: Wow, I can clean up puke and get paid for it?

Brian: You bet Timmy.

♪♪ Your choice of jobs is wide when you're poor; Work from nine to five at the store; Or from five to nine as a whore. You low level man. ♪♪

♪♪ The humble garbage man can still have class ♪♪

Student #2: Really?

Brian: Oh, sure.

♪♪ And you could be the guy who pumps his gas. ♪♪

♪♪ The rich man's wine is red or its white, but for you, that's way too uptight. Grab a six of natural light. ♪♪

♪♪ 'Cause you have a destiny down at the DMV fitting society's plan. ♪♪

Student #3: What if I wanted to be a busboy down at IHOP?

Brian: You could totally do that!

Student #3: Wow, that could be me! Working downtown!

Student #2: I'll be the chef!

Brian: Whoa now, slow down.

♪♪ If you use what you've got...then believe it or not... ♪♪

All: ♪♪ We can each mean a lot to the world as the Low Level Man. ♪♪