Me, Taylor
From the episode: Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date
Singers: Taylor Swift
Voices: Ursula Taherian

"Me, Taylor" is sung by Taylor Swift in concert after trashing Chris Griffin in "Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date" following a homecoming dance date. Although she later admits her date went well, she reveals that she has a habit of trashing men to maintain her popularity. To make it up to him, she tries to sing a nice song at her concert, but her fans turn on her for not performing as expected.


I'm pretty and I'm rich and I'm in love

Me, Taylor

I've met the guy that I've been dreaming of

Me, Taylor

[The crowd starts to boo and throw objects, causing Taylor to flee the stage]