Me and Jesus
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| From the episode: | I Dream of Jesus |
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| Singers: | Peter, Jesus Christ |
| Voices: | Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin |
Song from the DVD version of I Dream of Jesus that was deleted due to time.
[edit] Lyrics
Peter: ♪♪ Me and Jesus ♪♪
♪♪ Come and hug and squeeze us. 'Cause you know that he's a simply Christ-Terrific dude. ♪♪
♪♪ His eyes are bluish. Bright and I Love You-ish. And he's also Jewish. ♪♪
♪♪ But he's not the least bit rude. ♪♪
Jesus: ♪♪ Peter my boy... ♪♪
Peter: Yes?
Jesus: ♪♪ You're as sweet as chocolate cake. ♪♪
Peter: ♪♪ You bring me joy. And so I won't forsake you; Like the gays do. ♪♪
♪♪ Me and Jesus ♪♪
Together: ♪♪ What a happy pair ♪♪
♪♪ Together we're hotter than walking on water; We walk on air. ♪♪
Peter: You're a real pal, Jesus.
Jesus: Well I'll tell you this Peter; You ain't never had a friend like me.
Peter: ♪♪ Me and Jesus ♪♪
Jesus: ♪♪ Those are words that please us. ♪♪
Peter: ♪♪ 'Cause we're close as Beezus and Ramona Quimby are. ♪♪
Jesus: ♪♪ My life is sweeter; With my new friend Peter. ♪♪
Peter: ♪♪ You're a lotus eater now that you're a superstar. ♪♪
Jesus: ♪♪ It used to be...I always took the brunt... ♪♪
Peter: ♪♪ But now you're free...and Bush's bombing count...ries. ♪♪
Jesus: 'Cause I like it.
Peter: ♪♪ Me and Jesus ♪♪
Together: ♪♪ Friends until we die ♪♪
Jesus: Again?
Together: ♪♪ Together forever and ever, we will never say good-bye. ♪♪
