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Me and Jesus
Me and Jesus
From the episode: I Dream of Jesus
Singers: Peter, Jesus Christ
Voices: Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin

Me and Jesus is a song from the DVD version of "I Dream of Jesus". Performed by Peter Griffin and Jesus Christ, it was removed from the TV airings due to time restraints. The song is about their recently formed friendship.


Me and Jesus


Peter: ♪♪ Me and Jesus ♪♪

♪♪ Come and hug and squeeze us. 'Cause you know that he's a simply Christ-errific dude. ♪♪

♪♪ His eyes are bluish. Bright and I love you-ish. And he's also Jewish. ♪♪

♪♪ But he's not the least bit rude. ♪♪

Jesus: ♪♪ Peter my boy... ♪♪

Peter: Yes?

Jesus: ♪♪ You're sweet as chocolate cake. ♪♪

Peter: ♪♪ You bring me joy. And so I won't forsake you, like the gays do. ♪♪

♪♪ Me and Jesus ♪♪

Together: ♪♪ What a happy pair ♪♪

♪♪ Together we're hotter than walking on water; We walk on air. ♪♪

Peter: You're a real pal, Jesus.

Jesus: Well I'll tell you this Peter; You ain't never had a friend like me.

Peter: ♪♪ Me and Jesus ♪♪

Jesus: ♪♪ Those are words that please us. ♪♪

Peter: ♪♪ 'Cause we're close as Beezus and Ramona Quimby are. ♪♪

Jesus: ♪♪ My life is sweeter; With my new friend Peter. ♪♪

Peter: ♪♪ You're a lotus eater now that you're a superstar. ♪♪

Jesus: ♪♪ It used to be...I always took the brunt... ♪♪

Peter: ♪♪ But now you're free...and Bush is bombing count...ries. ♪♪

Jesus: 'Cause I like it.

Peter: ♪♪ Me and Jesus ♪♪

Together: ♪♪ Friends until we die ♪♪

Jesus: Again?

Together: ♪♪ Together forever and ever, we never will say good-bye. ♪♪

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