Skunk: [To Brian] Oh, you don't like smell huh? Well, sniff on this!

Brian: Holy crap! I'm so much faster on all fours!

[Lois and Peter discuss Anal Roberts University]
Peter: That is a tough, tough place to get into. That is tough. But once you're in there, you'll be surprised how much you like it.

[after Stewie has been jailed for exposing his penis at Mardi Gras]
Stewie: The rules of this city are very unclear.

[Peter reveals he would have rather have been a podiatrist but gave it up to become a family man]
Meg: You never got to pursue your dream. No wonder you hate me.
Peter: I don't hate ya Meg. You're my kid.

Crowd: Move that bus! [bus moves to reveal Bethenny Frankel] Put that bus back!

[Brian scares the cockroaches out of the house]
Peter: Oh that's not good. They were 70% of the structure of this house.

Peter: See Meg, you can be in the flashback 'cause we're friends now.

Peter: Hey Meg, you wanna huck some water balloons at nerds?
Meg: Sure! [Peter throws a water balloon at Lois]
Lois: What the hell? [Peter and Meg laugh]
Peter: We'll work on the laugh, but you'll get there. To the Megcopter! [Peter and Meg board said vehicle and fly off] Huh, look down there. It looks like me with a green shirt. He's murderin' a lady!
Retep: Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!

Lois: Where are you goin' now?
Peter: We're goin' two places: None o' Yo and Beeswax.

[Covered in piercings, Meg walks into a magnet store and attracts most of the magnets]
Peter: [after the last one attaches to his groin] I got a piercing, too.

Brian: What's that big rock doin' there?
Retep: Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!

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