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| − | + | :'''[[Soccer Mom]]''': That's the tenth time today! Nice grab, orca! Hey, get Moby Dick off the field before he burps up a license plate! |
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:'''[[Peter]]''': Hey-Hey-Hey easy fella that's my kid, now apologize. |
:'''[[Peter]]''': Hey-Hey-Hey easy fella that's my kid, now apologize. |
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| − | :'''Soccer Mom''': Okay, I'm sorry your |
+ | :'''Soccer Mom''': Okay, I'm sorry your kid's a brain dead, stinkin' blue cheese fat ass! ''[Knocks the can of beer out of Peter's hand]'' |
| − | :'''Peter''': Oh-Oh that's it! |
+ | :'''Peter''': Oh-Oh that's it! ''[Peter punches her and everyone gasps]'' |
:'''Chris''': Way to go, dad! |
:'''Chris''': Way to go, dad! |
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| − | :'''Boy''': Hey, |
+ | :'''Boy''': Hey, you hit my mom! |
| − | :'''Peter''': No, I hit your |
+ | :'''Peter''': No, I hit your dad. |
:'''Man''': Whoa! Stand back. Give her some air. |
:'''Man''': Whoa! Stand back. Give her some air. |
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+ | :'''Peter''': You mean, give him some air. |
:'''Woman''': Call an ambulance. She's going into labor! |
:'''Woman''': Call an ambulance. She's going into labor! |
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| − | :'''Peter''': You |
+ | :'''Peter''': You...you mean, he's going into labor. ''[sound of baby crying]'' Whoops. |
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| − | :'''Peter''': Wait, wait, wait. One last |
+ | :'''Peter''': Wait, wait, wait. One last question. If I walk through you, does it mean like we've done it? |
| − | :'''Pawtucket Patriot Ghost''': Geez, what's with you and the |
+ | :'''Pawtucket Patriot Ghost''': Geez, what's with you and the gay jokes..?! |
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| + | :'''Peter''': Hey, Lois. You've been busy all day, so I took care of dinner. |
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| − | :'''Lois:''' Oh my God, my Fucking baby is drunk!''[takes Stewie]'' |
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| + | :'''Lois''': Really? |
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| − | :'''Peter:''' No I'm not...oh, him? Oh, Hell y-yeah, he's a real lightweight. |
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| + | :'''Peter''': ''[Holds up fish]'' All you gotta do is clean it, gut it, scale it, and cook it. |
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+ | :'''Lois''': Oh my God, my baby is drunk! ''[takes Stewie]'' |
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+ | :'''Peter''': No I'm not...oh, him? Oh, y...yeah, he's a real lightweight. |
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| + | :'''Customer''': Wow, Lois Griffin! Hey, I love your act. Nice melons. |
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+ | :'''Lois''': Peter, I am holding melons. |
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+ | :'''Peter''': Oh. |
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+ | :'''Peter''': Now, hang on a second there... |
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| + | :'''Customer''': No problem. Your wife's hot. |
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| + | :'''Peter''': Jeez, Lois. I spent all morning on a boat drinking beer, telling jokes, and screwing around. How about a little me time? |
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| + | :'''Stewie''': Shake me! Shake me like a British nanny! |
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| + | :'''Stewie''': Argh! Damn it to the bowels of bloody hell! |
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| + | :'''Lois''': Well, the baby's up. |
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| + | :'''Stewie''': No no no, you imbecile! That's not talc; that's paprika! Aaahh! ''[Urinates on Peter]'' Take that! |
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| + | :'''Peter''': ''[To Lois]'' You know I spoil you. |
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| + | :'''Stewie''': E-flat, Salieri, E-flat! |
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| + | :'''Peter''': Lois loves her family! Lois loves her family! Lois and her family sitting in a tree...see now, Lois, the guys would've found that hilarious. |
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| + | :'''Stewie''': Silence, you contemptible shrew! |
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| + | :'''Lois''': Aww, I bet your gums are still sore. |
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| + | :'''Stewie''': Oh, you're so observant, aren't you? Are you a detective? Yes, my gums are sore! |
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| + | :''[As Lois performs]'' |
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| + | :'''Quagmire''': Now that's a woman! ''[Camera pans to a man holding up picture cards]'' That's a house; that's a fish; that's a bee! |
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| + | :'''Peter''': Lois is pretty pissed, huh? |
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| + | :'''Brian''': Yes. Your judgement lately has been rather...well, you have crappy judgement anyway. |
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| + | :'''Stewie''': Augh, my teeth! |
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| + | :'''Tooth 1''': I'm free, free! I claim this mouth in the name of Incisor. |
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| + | :'''Tooth 2''': I think not! |
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| + | :'''Tooth 1''': Bicuspid, we meet again! |
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| + | :'''Tooth 2''': Have at you! |
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| + | :'''Tooth 1''': En garde! ''[Both strain]'' |
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| + | :'''Tooth 2''': Well, should we bite the tongue, then? |
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| + | :'''Tooth 1''': On three! One, two... |
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| + | :'''Stewie''': Aaahh! |
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Latest revision as of 16:32, 20 October 2023
- Soccer Mom: That's the tenth time today! Nice grab, orca! Hey, get Moby Dick off the field before he burps up a license plate!
- Peter: Hey-Hey-Hey easy fella that's my kid, now apologize.
- Soccer Mom: Okay, I'm sorry your kid's a brain dead, stinkin' blue cheese fat ass! [Knocks the can of beer out of Peter's hand]
- Peter: Oh-Oh that's it! [Peter punches her and everyone gasps]
- Chris: Way to go, dad!
- Boy: Hey, you hit my mom!
- Peter: No, I hit your dad.
- Man: Whoa! Stand back. Give her some air.
- Peter: You mean, give him some air.
- Woman: Call an ambulance. She's going into labor!
- Peter: You...you mean, he's going into labor. [sound of baby crying] Whoops.
- Peter: Wait, wait, wait. One last question. If I walk through you, does it mean like we've done it?
- Pawtucket Patriot Ghost: Geez, what's with you and the gay jokes..?!
- Peter: Hey, Lois. You've been busy all day, so I took care of dinner.
- Lois: Really?
- Peter: [Holds up fish] All you gotta do is clean it, gut it, scale it, and cook it.
- Lois: Oh my God, my baby is drunk! [takes Stewie]
- Peter: No I'm not...oh, him? Oh, y...yeah, he's a real lightweight.
- Customer: Wow, Lois Griffin! Hey, I love your act. Nice melons.
- Peter: Hey, listen, pal...
- Lois: Peter, I am holding melons.
- Peter: Oh.
- Customer: And the hooters ain't bad either.
- Peter: Now, hang on a second there...
- Lois: Peter, I am holding hooters.
- Peter: Oh, sorry.
- Customer: No problem. Your wife's hot.
- Peter: Jeez, Lois. I spent all morning on a boat drinking beer, telling jokes, and screwing around. How about a little me time?
- Peter: Oh, boy, I feel just like Tim Allen. I build stuff and I have a criminal record.
- Stewie: Shake me! Shake me like a British nanny!
- Stewie: Argh! Damn it to the bowels of bloody hell!
- Lois: Well, the baby's up.
- Stewie: No no no, you imbecile! That's not talc; that's paprika! Aaahh! [Urinates on Peter] Take that!
- Peter: [To Lois] You know I spoil you.
- Stewie: E-flat, Salieri, E-flat!
- Peter: Lois loves her family! Lois loves her family! Lois and her family sitting in a tree...see now, Lois, the guys would've found that hilarious.
- Stewie: Silence, you contemptible shrew!
- Lois: Aww, I bet your gums are still sore.
- Stewie: Oh, you're so observant, aren't you? Are you a detective? Yes, my gums are sore!
- [As Lois performs]
- Quagmire: Now that's a woman! [Camera pans to a man holding up picture cards] That's a house; that's a fish; that's a bee!
- Peter: Lois is pretty pissed, huh?
- Brian: Yes. Your judgement lately has been rather...well, you have crappy judgement anyway.
- Stewie: Augh, my teeth!
- Tooth 1: I'm free, free! I claim this mouth in the name of Incisor.
- Tooth 2: I think not!
- Tooth 1: Bicuspid, we meet again!
- Tooth 2: Have at you!
- Tooth 1: En garde! [Both strain]
- Tooth 2: Well, should we bite the tongue, then?
- Tooth 1: On three! One, two...
- Stewie: Aaahh!
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