Model Misbehavior/Quotes
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- Peter: So uhh, Mr. Pewterschmidt, the big race is tomorrow eh? Bet you're gonna need some strapping men to help you with your boat.
Carter Pewterschmidt: Are you calling me gay?
Peter: No. No. I just-I just thought you might want some extra seamen on your poopdeck.
- Peter: Wow! Lois, look at you! You look like Britney Spears! Except you're not a fat guy.
- (Cookie Monster is in a bathroom stall pouring cookie dough onto a spoon and heating it with a lighter, ala a heroin junkie freebasing)
Cookie Monster: Come on! Come on!
- Lois: (points to Mr. Pewterschmidt) So, what're we going to do with him?
Peter: Hey, wanna make him really mad, Lois? Let's have sex on his back like we used to.
Mr. Pewterschmidt:What the? Eeewww!
- Stewie: (talking to Brian) Let's see, something good, something good...you look like Snoopy and that makes me smile. Something that needs improvement...you have smelly dog farts. Something good, something good....
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