Model Misbehavior/Quotes

Peter: So uhh, Mr. Pewterschmidt, the big race is tomorrow eh? Bet you're gonna need some strapping men to help you with your boat.
Carter Pewterschmidt: Are you calling me gay?
Peter: No. No. I just-I just thought you might want some extra seamen on your poopdeck.

Peter: Wow! Lois, look at you! You look like Britney Spears! *Pause* Except you're not a fat guy.

Stewie: Oh and if the Cookie Monster calls, tell him I'm not talking to him until he gets out of rehab.
(Cuts to The cookie monster in rehab, rehab workers come in)
Rehab Worker: Contraband check.
(They find cookies in his bed)
Rehab Worker: What are these?
Cookie Monster: I don't know.
Rehab Worker: Well, I think you do know!
Cookie Monster: No, really! Uh... Derek was in here... um, he was in here makin' the beds I was um, I was in the john.
(The cookie monster then goes crazy and eats all the cookies on the plate. The workers pin him down on the bed)
Cookie Monster: YOU GUYS ARE NAZIS, MAN! YOURE FREAKIN' NAZIS!
(The workers sedate him)
Rehab worker: Shh, Sh, Sh,Sh,Sh.

(Cookie Monster is in a bathroom stall pouring cookie dough onto a spoon and heating it with a lighter, ala a heroin junkie freebasing)
Cookie Monster: Come on! Come on! [Notices Lois] Go away!

Lois: (Points to Mr. Pewterschmidt) So, what're we going to do with him?
Peter: Hey, wanna make him really mad, Lois? Let's have sex on his back like we used to!
Mr. Pewterschmidt:What the? Eeewww! Eew, Eeewww!

Stewie: [To Brian] Let's see, something good, something good...you look like Snoopy and that makes me smile. Something that needs improvement...you have smelly dog farts. Something good, something good....

Brian: What? Who else works here besides me?

Stewie: Fuck you, that's who works here!

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