Mother Tucker/Quotes

[At the 15th Anual Airshow]

Peter Griffin: This is boring, I'd rather be at home, watching that video from the ring

[Cutaway to Peter talking to a girl in front of the TV, holding a videotape]

Girl: Peter don´t, they say that if you watch that video, you die!

Peter Griffin: Ah, that's a lot of baloney.

[Peter inserts the video, that starts playing the move "Mannequin", accompanied by "Nothing's gonna stop us now" by Starship. The next shot shows Peter laying dead on the ground.]

Glenn Quagmire: O my god, Lois, you single now?

Lois Griffin: No Glenn, I'm here with Thelma.

Glenn Quagmire: Who's Thelma?

Lois Griffin: This is Thelma.

Glenn Quagmire [Looking at Thelma]: Ieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuwwwwwwwwww

Peter Griffin [Calling his mother]: Hello. Yes. Hello? This is Tom Tuckers personal psychian, Dr. T and the Woman. Euhm, could you tell Tom his contagious penis cancer medicine is ready?

[Peter, Tom and Thelma are at a Burger King, Tom holding Peter like a little baby]

Peter Griffin: How awesome is this, going out to dinner with my new family

Counter girl: Hi, can I help you?

Peter Griffin: I want that one

Tom Tucker: Hold one, we'll get you that one

Peter Griffin: I want straws

Tom Tucker: We'll get you A straw, you want a kids meal?

Peter Griffin: No

Tom Tucker: Do you mean yes?

Peter Griffin: Yes

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