Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington/Quotes

Peter:Children under four shouldn't smoke!

Peter:Mr. Weed, I can't come to work today. I was in a terrible plane crash, my entire family was killed and I am a vegetable... I'll see you tomorrow.

Chris: Dad, what's the blow hole for?

Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for son, and when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

Chris:I'm so hungry I could ride a horse... I don't get it.

Toy Employee Well that badass just gave half his paycheck to orphans. Orphans with diseases!!!"

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