Mrs. Lapardo was the school librarian at James Woods Regional High School for 54 years until her death in "An App a Day".

After rendering himself chemically castrated to be accepted again after becoming a sex offender pariah, Chris' grades significantly improve. After tutoring a student, Marcy Miller, a girl that he was attracted to is impressed. But when her innocent flirting with Chris overpowers the chemicals and restores his libido. Rushing to the stacks to masturbate, he is spotted by Mrs. Lapardo when she brings him a newspaper to hang up, causing her to die from the shock.