|From the episode:||Peter's Two Dads|
|Singers:||Peter Griffin and Mickey McFinnigan|
"My Drunken Irish Dad" is a song sung by Peter Griffin and Mickey McFinnigan after Peter beat Mickey in a drinking contest to prove that he was Mickey's son in "Peter's Two Dads". It ends the episode. The song was nominated for a 2007 Primetime Emmy award for Outstanding Music and Lyrics, but lost to "Dick in a Box" from Saturday Night Live.
The song is a parody of "My Bonnie Irish Girl", sung by Sean Connery in the Walt Disney film Darby O'Gill & The Little People.
Peter: But there is one thing, Mickey, you knocked up my Mom and never called her again.
Mickey: Yeah, so what?
Peter: So what!? So let's dance!
Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring,
And he never taught me anything,
But still I slap my chest and sing...
Of My Drunken Irish Dad.
Oh, his face looks like a railroad map,
And he never shuts his freakin' trap...
Mickey: But all the ladies catch the clap
From your Drunken Irish Dad.
Peter: Ask a Hennessey, Tennessey, Morrison, Shaughnessy, Riordan, and Rooney...
They'll tell you the same
McNulty, Mulrooney, and Carter and Clooney
All feel the same mixture of pride and of shame.
Mickey: Finnegan, Hannigan, Kelly, and Flanagan.
Look to the ground when their dad passes by
Cafferty, Rafferty, Joyce and O'Lafferty, fight for his honor and then start to cry!
Both: Oh, we Irish lads are all infirm,
And our moods infect us like a germ
'Cause we're all the spawn of a pickled sperm...
Mickey: And we don't tan well either.
All: ...From a Drunken Irish Dad!!