My Father's Mustache

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"My Father's Mustache" is a song sung by Vern and Johnny on "Deep Throats" during the Quahog Community Talent Show.

[edit] Lyrics

Vern: There's no mustache like my father's mustache. That's the biggest mustache in town.
(audience doesn't applaud)
Vern: (spoken) Play me off, Johnny.
(Johnny plays the piano)