My Father's Mustache
From the episode: Deep Throats
Singers: Vern and Johnny
Voices: Seth MacFarlane

"My Father's Mustache" is a song sung by Vern and Johnny during the Quahog Community Talent Show in "Deep Throats".


Vern: There's no mustache like my father's mustache

That's the biggest mustache in town

[Audience doesn't applaud]

Vern: Play me off, Johnny

[Johnny plays the piano]