NAAFP Anthem

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The NAAFP anthem was performed by Peter Griffin and other large men in The Fat Guy Strangler. It only appears on the DVD as it was cut for time.

[edit] Lyrics

Peter: Michael was one of our brothers, he was a good man, he was a kind man, he was a fat man.
Man 1: And now he's a dead man, and we're all next. The fat guy strangler's gonna get us.
Man 2: He's right!
Man 3: Oh my God!
Man 4: We're finished!
Man 5: Can someone tie my shoe?

Peter: People, people. I know what will make us feel better. Let us sing the NAAFP anthem.

Everyone:
Stand up all fat men
Stand up straight
Stand up because no chair can hold your weight

If God created us to be so big
That's proof
He must be a big fat pig

God's really flabby with an ass so wide
His arms look like pillows with cake mix inside
God's man boobs are flabby and they hurt when he jogs
And the back of God's neck looks like a pack of hot dogs