No Country Club for Old Men
The Griffins are invited to join the prestigious Barrington Country Club.
Season: 11 Episode: 22
Total Episode Count: 210
Prod. no.: AACX21
First Aired: May 19, 2013
Featuring: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, Carter Pewterschmidt
Also Appearing: Meg, Chris, Brian, Stewie, Dr. Hartman, Dig 'Em, Edwin, Banks & Duffy, Amanda Barrington, Reginald Barrington, Mrs. Barrington, Topsy the Roid-Raged Horse, Timmy, Timmy, Viscount James Earl Tennisracquet & Duke of LaCrosseteam, Nick Cannon, Sharon Osbourne, Howie Mandel, Howard Stern
Musical Numbers: Carmen Miranda
Director: Jerry Langford
: Michael RundleWriters
: Teresa Hsiao Storyboarders
: Pam Cooke
, Ralph Fernan
, Dante Leandado
, Matt Whitlock Plot
While searching for the remote, Stewie finds his harmonica. But when he accidentally leaves it in the bathtub, Peter sits on it and ends up with it stuck in his rectum and too expensive to remove. Peter decides to make the most of the situation by performing tunes and annoying the family. He makes an appearance on America's Got Talent, but while performing the theme to Sanford and Son he does well until it is dislodged by a fart. Returning home, Chris hits it off with a girl named Amanda and scores an invitation for the family to the Barrington Country Club as she is a member of the Barrington family.
At the club, Carter is annoyed to find Peter there and tries to kick him until he finds they are there at the invitation of Barrington family. Carter tries to use the opportunity to get closer to the Barringtons but makes a pest of himself, getting kicked out of the club and Peter gets to take his place. Peter invites Carter as his guest so he can laugh about him with the other members and play pranks on him. Later, Carter comes by crying that he can't live without the country club. Lois extracts an apology from her father and gets Peter to put in a good word for him. Peter tries but is rejected and quits when they can't both be members.
Peter apologizes and Chris reveals that he was also cut off from Amanda. Using Brian's advice, Peter decides to make them bigger than the Barringtons so they can look down on them. Arriving in a helicopter, carrying a yacht, carrying a limo, with a helicopter inside, they pass themselves off in fancy uniforms as royalty on business with Carter. Mr. Barrington is ready to give them another chance until Peter blows their cover, angering Carter. The abuse of Peter wins Carter a second chance in the club while Peter is thrown out. Back home, Peter is happy to be himself but when Lois asks him for money for a haircut, he ruins it by cutting it himself.