Changes: No Country Club for Old Men/Quotes

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Quotes

Goofs

Peter: I did it! I'm gonna be on TV!

Picture of his ancestor: Did you kill the others?

Peter: I shan't!

Picture of his ancestor: You must.

Peter: [sighs] I'm gonna go talk to the statue in the basement.

[Cut to the basement where Peter is standing next to the statue]

Statue: Did you kill the painting?

Peter: This place is a nuthouse.

Peter:: Well, there goes my music career. I wonder I could get my old job back painting kids faces at birthday parties.

[Cutaway with Peter painting a kid's face]

Peter: There you go, Timmy.

Man: Sir, you're gonna have to leave. You're just drawing penises with a Sharpie on children's faces.

Peter: I don't know how to draw a cat.

[Carter drinks a tureen of hollandaise sauce in an attempt to impress Reginald Barrington and throws up on Meg]

Stewie: Hey Brian, [Indicating Meg] "Megs Benedict."

Previous Episode's Quotes /// No Country Club for Old Men's Quotes \\\ Next Episode's Quotes

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 :''[Carter drinks a tureen of hollandaise sauce in an attempt to impress Reginald Barrington and throws up on Meg]''
-:'''Stewie''': Hey Brian, ''[Indicating Meg]'' "Megs Benedict." ''[Brian laughs weirdly for many moments]'' Oh gosh. Stop. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it all right? I'm...I'm sorry I even said it. This was a huge mistake. I'm sorry I said it.
+:'''Stewie''': Hey Brian, ''[Indicating Meg]'' "Megs Benedict."
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