North by North Quahog/Quotes

[sometime in 2002]

Peter Griffin: Everybody, I got bad news. We've been canceled.

Lois Griffin: Oh, no! Peter, how could they do that?

Peter Griffin: Well, unfortunately, Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule. We've just got to accept the fact that Fox has to make room for terrific shows, like "Dark Angel", "Titus", "Undeclared", "Action", "That '80s Show", "Wonder Falls", "Fastlane", "Andy Richter Controls the Universe", "Skin", "Girls Club", "Cracking Up", "The Pitts", "Firefly", "Get Real", "Freaky Links", "Wanda at Large", "Costello", "The Lone Gunmen", "A Minute with Stan Hooper", "Normal, Ohio", "Pasadena", "Harsh Realm", "Keen Eddie", "The Street", "American Embassy", "Cedric the Entertainer", "The Tick", "Luis", and "Greg the Bunny".

Lois Griffin: Is there no hope?

Peter Griffin: Well, I suppose if all those shows go down the tubes, we might have a shot.

Peter Griffin: Uh, Lois quick question, do we have any Tylenol?

Peter: They've even got some of that high class British porn.

British Man: Almost!, Almost!, Almost!, there we are!

British Woman: Well done!

Peter Griffin: Oh man, that's all we need: more Mel Gibson Jesus mumbo jumbo. Well, not if I have anything to say about it. I am going to make sure this never sees the light of day.

Lois Griffin: Peter, are you crazy? Stealing Mel Gibson's towels, bathrobes, and nazi paraphernelia is one thing, but this is a multi-million dollar film an he's a very powerful man he could have us arrested or killed.

Peter Griffin: Well it's worth the risk, Lois. To save the world another 2 hours of torture. We've got to get rid of this thing for the sake of Jesus and Snoopy and all the other beloved children's characters.

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