Ollie Williams

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Ollie Williams

Voiced by Phil LaMarr

Ollie Williams is the weatherman with the BlaccuWeather forecast (name taken from AccuWeather) for Channel 5 Action News. His appearances are brief as each appearance on screen lasts for perhaps one second, and features a short phrase that is yelled very quickly. He looks very similar to Al Roker. And just like Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa, he is a parody of racial tokenism within television news.

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• "I'm at the wrong airport!"
• "EGGO!"
• "Lady's old!"
• "Sports"
• "SWIMMIN HOLE!!!"
• "It's gon' RAIN."
• "He gon' a get it"
• "EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE ANTS!"
• "Who wants this dog?!"
• "I saw a fish!"
• "SPACE WEATHER!"

Tom: "In local news, we have more on the approach of Hurricane Rupaul as it makes his or her way up the coast. Let's go live to Ollie Williams with the BlaccuWeather report. Ollie?"
Ollie: "IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS."
Tom: "Sounds rough Ollie, Do you have an umbrella?"
Ollie: "Had one!"
Tom: "Where is it?"
Ollie: "Inside out two miles away!"
Tom: "Is there anything we can do for you?"
Ollie: "Bring me some soup!"
Tom: "What kind?"
Ollie: "Chunky!!"
Tom: "All right, we'll get right on that."

Tom: "Welcome to Channel 5 news. Now to our weatherman Ollie Williams. what are you cooking Ollie?"
Ollie: "EGGO!"
Tom: "Thanks Ollie"

Tom: "I can't figure out how to check my email from home"
Ollie: "Did you check your TCP/IP settings?"
Tom: "Yes, I did Ollie"
Ollie: "Enable cookies?"
Tom: "Yes, Ollie"
Ollie: "You want this dog?"
Tom: "No, thank you, Ollie."

Tom: "Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker with Channel 5 news. We now go live to Ollie Williams recapping the events of the last episode of Family Guy. What happened last time, Ollie?"
Ollie: "STEWIE KILLED LOIS!"
Tom: "Then what?"
Ollie: "PETER GOT BLAMED!"
Tom: "Then what?"
Ollie: "PETER WENT TO COURT!"
Tom: "Then what?"
Ollie: "LOIS CAME BACK!"
Tom: "How?"
Ollie: "WASN'T REALLY DEAD!"
Tom: "Thanks, Ollie. And now Part two..."

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