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< PTV
- FCC Member: His chin looks like balls, you want me to cover that, too?
- Peter: How 'bout that side boob? Huh? That turn you on? Well, it shouldn't, because that's MY side boob. Good night!
Lois: The Side-Boob Hour?!
- Lois: (Tackling Peter to the floor) ARE YOU GOING TO MEG'S PLAY TONIGHT???
Peter: (Crying) Yes!
Lois: YA LIKE EATING RED CARPET?
Peter: (Crying) Yes!
Lois: SAY YA LIKE EATING RED CARPET!
Peter: (Crying) I like eating red carpet!
Quagmire: (Having heard the last 4 lines) (Faints) ...Giggity.
- Brian:"East of Eden"? So, you-you pretty much do whatever Oprah tells you to, huh?
Stewie:You know, this book's been around for 50 years. It's a classic.
Brian:But you just got it last week, and there's a giant Oprah sticker on the front.
Stewie:Oh, is that what that is? Uh, let me just peel that right off.
Brian:So, uh, what are you going to read after that one?
Stewie:Well, she hasn't told us yet...Damn!
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