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- FCC Member: His chin looks like balls, you want me to cover that, too?
- Peter: How 'bout that side boob? Huh? That turn you on? Well, it shouldn't, because that's MY side boob. Good night!
Lois: The Side-Boob Hour?!
- Lois: (Tackling Peter to the floor) ARE YOU GOING TO MEG'S PLAY TONIGHT???
Peter: (Crying) Yes!
Lois: YA LIKE EATING RED CARPET?
Peter: (Crying) Yes!
Lois: SAY YA LIKE EATING RED CARPET!
Peter: (Crying) I like eating red carpet!
Quagmire: (Having heard the last 4 lines) (Faints) ...Giggity.
- Peter: Oh Lois you are so full of (air horn beeps). WHAT?! Now I can't say (BEEP) in my own (BEEP)ing house?! (BEEP) Great, Lois. Just (BEEP)in' great. You know, you're lucky you're good at (BEEP) my (BEEP) or I'd never put up with ya. You know what I'm talking about, when you (BEEP) lubed-up (BEEP) toothpaste in my (BEEP) while you (BEEP) on a cherry (BEEP) Episcopalian (BEEP) extension cord (BEEP) wetness (BEEP) with a parking ticket. That is the best!
- Brian:"East of Eden"? So, you-you pretty much do whatever Oprah tells you to, huh?
Stewie:You know, this book's been around for 50 years. It's a classic.
Brian:But you just got it last week, and there's a giant Oprah sticker on the front.
Stewie:Oh, is that what that is? Uh, let me just peel that right off.
Brian:So, uh, what are you going to read after that one?
Stewie:Well, she hasn't told us yet...Damn!
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