|From the episode:||FG406 - Petarded|
|Singers:||Joe Swanson, Cleveland Brown, Herbert, Muriel Goldman, Connie DiMico, Diane Simmons, Death, Tom Tucker, Mayor Adam West, Mrs. Lockhart, Mort Goldman, Bonnie Swanson, Tricia Takanawa, Gina|
|Voices:||Patrick Warburton, Mike Henry, Seth MacFarlane and more...|
"Peter is Slow" is an original song from "Petarded". It is a parody of "The Telephone Hour" from Bye Bye Birdie and was cut from the broadcast version of the episode for its refrain of "retarded" according to the DVD commentary.
- Joe Swanson: Hi Cleveland
- Cleveland Brown: Hi Joseph. What's the story, morning glory? What's the word, humming bird?
- Joe Swanson: Have you heard Peter Griffin is slow?
- Crowd 1: Can he still drive a car? Can he drink at a bar? Will they let him have kids? Is his life on the skids?
- Quagmire: Hello Mrs. Griffin, it's your neighbor Quagmire, now that Peter's mental, you probably have some needs, OH!
- Crowd 2: He's Retarded!
- Crowd 2: Peter is.....SLOW