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Adam West: Pardon me, I just bought a rottweiler and I need a sign to warn people how dangerous it is.
Sales Woman [reaching "Beware of Dog" sign]: Well, we have exactly what...
Adam West: Ah, yes. Here it is: "One Way". So people will know if they step into my yard, there's only one way out. In a body bag. From dog injuries.
Priest: John, do you take Kelly to be your wife?
John Travolta: I totaly do, I mean, yeah. Yes. Absolutely. And, I'm going to do stuff to her, too. Like, touch her?
[Kelly nods]
John Travolta: Yeah, touch her. And, kiss her?
[Kelly nods again]
John Travolta: And touch her penis. I mean no, not that, not that.
Tom: A bit of breaking news, a local family is forced out of their home by ghosts! Who are they gonna call?
Diane: (*Sigh*)Ghost busters, Tom?
Tom: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.
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