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The Pewterschmidt-Griffin Wedding of Lois Pewterschmidt and Peter Griffin has been referenced in many episodes of Family Guy.

As revealed in "Death Lives", prior to the wedding, Carter Pewterschmidt offered Peter $1 million. Peter turned down the offer, saying that Lois was worthless.

Francis Griffin objected to Lois marrying Peter by altering their "Just Married" sign by adding "To a Protestant Whore" as revealed in "Holy Crap".

During a toast during the reception in "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein", Peter said "What more can I say about my beautiful bride than- milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made".

In "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar", Peter tapes over the entire wedding video from Lois's vow recitals to when they drive away in the limo. He tapes over it with soft-core cable porn. Lois is appalled because she sent the tape to her Aunt Lil Pewterschmidt at a nursing home.

In "Play It Again, Brian", when Peter is told he may finally kiss Lois he responds "Kiss her? I'm gonna destroy her!"

Peter tries to sell Lois' wedding dress to another young woman in "Tea Peter".

Peter recalls a half-Persian chick named Flora dancing with Lois' cousin at their wedding and uses the memory for a fantasy to make love to Lois in "Valentine's Day in Quahog".

Peter reports in "Underage Peter" that "Jimmy Crack Corn" is their wedding song.

When Lois locks Peter and the guys in the attic in "A Lot Going On Upstairs", they destroy her wedding dress by defecating on it in order to force her to let them out.

According to "Take a Letter", a week before their wedding, Peter wrote to another girl that he was involved with named Gretchen Mercer and told her that he wasn't sure about going through with the wedding. When Lois finds out, he admits that it was because he was scared as well as being hated by her parents. She admits that the reason she is crying in her wedding pictures is that she was scared as well, but they are both happy to be together.

In "Married...With Cancer", Peter offers Brian his old wedding tuxedo, which he modified with a trap door 'suit-chute.'

"Peter & Lois' Wedding" retcons most previous events, with them being friends in high school, to them eloping at Fenway Park because Lois was already pregnant with Meg. Peter's wedding suit is also black in this episode as opposed to its usual blue. However, "Brian in Love" did show a wedding photo with Peter in a black suit.

When trapped with the guys when his tunnel collapses in "Undergrounded", they share secrets as Peter tells of Lois killing a person during their honeymoon. To close the episode, they are in a seaside cafe and Peter selects the waitress for assassination as Lois willingly pulls out a gun.

"All About Alana" reveals that Peter's original 1990's wedding vows included a reference to a series of Bud Light commercials known under the collective name of "Whassup!", which Peter reuses in his near wedding to Alana Fitzgerald.[1]

In "Baby, It's Cold Inside", their anniversary is Donald Sutherland's birthday, which is July 17th.

Peter reveals in "Baking Sad" that he was unable to consummate their marriage immediately after the wedding, as he had masturbated in the bathroom to a seashell that looked like a boob. In the same episode, Peter says he proposed to Lois in an offensive Chinese accent and she agreed just to get out of the restaurant.

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