Prick Up Your Ears
Lois tries to give children the right advice on sex, while Stewie tries to catch the tooth fairy.
Season: 5 Episode: 6
Total Episode Count: 86
Prod. no.: 5ACX01
First Aired: November 19, 2006
Guest Starring: Gary Cole, David Cross, Mindy Cohn, Drew Barrymore, Lauren Conrad
Featuring: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Chris Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian
Also Appearing: Jillian, Mayor Adam West, Paul, Glenn Quagmire, Cleveland Brown, Rodney King, Tooth Fairy, Dr. Hartman, Rupert, Debbie, Matthew, Harry Houdini, Bess Houdini, Mel Gibson, Liam Neeson, Dianne Wiest, Pablo Picasso, Jerry Kirkwood, Doug, Principal Shepherd, Britney Spears, Michael Jackson, Herbert, Kool-Aid Man, Evil Monkey
Director: James Purdum
Assistant Director: Brian Iles
Writers: Cherry Chevapravatdumrong
Storyboarders: Mark Covell, Steve Fonti
Plot: Mayor Adam West pursues a pizza delivery man with his cat launcher; a crossbow that employs his cats as projectiles, launching one cat through the window of an adult video store.
Chris and his friends believe that someone has broken in, and go in and steal armfuls of videos. When Lois catches Chris watching porn, and finds out there’s no sex-ed teacher at his school, she volunteers for the job, only to be fired when parents complain that she’s teaching the children about condoms, instead of scaring them about sex like she should be.
A minister, named Jerry Kirkwood is brought to the school to preach abstinence, causing many students, including Meg and her boyfriend, to vow to abstain; even Peter becomes abstinent. However, a craze of "ear sex" sweeps the city, as the abstinent people still desire sexual encounters. Lois tries to fight this immediately. She bursts into the ministers speech, which is full of anti sex propaganda. She tells the kids not to listen to the minister and tells them the good things about sex and that they should wear a condom.
Meg's boyfriend leaves her after seeing her naked. She blames Lois.
In the subplot, Stewie learns about the tooth fairy and immediately doesn't like the idea of someone coming in his room while sleeping. He sets up a toy army to keep the tooth fairy out. When Brian wakes him in the morning he is appalled to learn that the tooth fairy had been in his room during the night. He even exclaims that she could have broken his neck. He steals a tooth to lure the tooth fairy back on his terms. Although Brian tells him when he awakens the next morning that the tooth fairy is not real, the tooth has mysteriously disappeared.