Prick Up Your Ears
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Prick Up Your Ears
Lois tries to give children the right advice on sex, while Stewie tries to catch the tooth fairy.
Season: 5 Episode: 6
Total Episode Count: 86
Prod. no.: 5ACX01
First Aired: November 19, 2006
Guest Starring: Gary Cole, David Cross, Mindy Cohn, Drew Barrymore, Lauren Conrad
Featuring: Peter, Lois, Meg, Chris, Stewie, Brian
Also Appearing: Jillian, Mayor Adam West, Paul, Cleveland Brown, Rodney King, The Tooth Fairy, Dr. Hartman, Rupert, Debbie, Matthew, Harry Houdini, Mel Gibson, Liam Neeson, Dianne Wiest, Pablo Picasso, Jerry Kirkwood, Meg's boyfriend Doug, Principal Shepherd, Britney Spears, Michael Jackson, Herbert, Kool-Aid Guy, Evil Monkey
Director: James Purdum
Writers: Cherry Chevapravatdumrong
Plot: Mayor Adam West pursues a pizza delivery man with his cat launcher (a crossbow that employs his cats as projectiles), launching one cat through the window of an adult video store.
Chris and his friends believe that someone has broken in, and go in and steal armfuls of videos. When Lois catches Chris watching porn, and finds out there’s no sex-ed teacher at his school, she volunteers for the job, only to be fired when parents complain that she’s teaching the children about condoms, instead of scaring them about sex like she should be.
A minister (voiced by David Cross) is brought to the school to preach abstinence, causing many students, including Meg and her boyfriend, to vow to abstain; even Peter becomes abstinent. However, a craze of ear sex sweeps the city, as the abstinent people still desire sexual encounters. Lois tries to fight this immediately. She bursts into the ministers speech, which is full of anti sex propaganda. She tells the kids not to listen to the minister and tells them the good things about sex and that they should wear a condom.
Meg's boyfreind leaves her after seeing her naked. She blames Lois.
Subplot: Stewie hunts the tooth fairy. Although Brian later tells him that the tooth fairy is not real, the tooth Stewie had left as bait has mysteriously disappeared.
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