|From the episode:||Wasted Talent|
Pawtucket Pat: Take a drink; And you'll sink
To a state of pure inebriation
You'll be tanked; Like the whole Irish nation!
When you drink enough of my beer; You will find this magic rule
Make your every joke a jewel; You'll drive drunker than Oksana Baiul!
Go on buds, drink my suds; Till you've reached that pure inebriation
Though the beer may be free, you're just renting it from me