Pure Inebriation

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From Wasted Talent This is a parody of the song "Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.

[edit] Lyrics

Pawtucket Pat:Take a drink; And you'll sink

to a state of pure inebriation.

You'll be tanked; Like the whole Irish nation!

When you drink enough of my beer; You will find this magic rule.

Make your every joke a jewel; You'll drive drunker than Oksana Baiul!

Go on buds, drink my suds; Till you've reached that pure inebriation.

Though the beer may be free, you're just renting it from me.