Quagmire isn't sure what to do with his child.

Quagmire's Baby
Quagmire takes care of an infant and Stewie clones himself.

Season: 8 Episode: 6
Total Episode Count: 132
Prod. no.: 7ACX04
First Aired: November 15, 2009

Guest Starring: Mae Whitman, Brittany Snow, Noah Gray-Cabey, John Bunnell
Featuring: Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Anna Lee Quagmire
Also Appearing: Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Chris Griffin, Candy, Joe Swanson, Bonnie Swanson, Fred Flintstone, Dino, Bamm-Bamm Rubble, Pebbles Flintstone, Bitch-Stewie, Bitch-Brian, Janet Stalling, Bobby Stalling
Musical Numbers: Don't Go Breakin' My Heart, Real Maps Have Mountain Bumps (deleted)

Director: Jerry Langford

Quagmire decides to have a garage-sale, at which he sells an old radio to Peter. Seven weeks later, Peter still can't get the radio to work, Chris tells him the static makes it possible to talk to the dead. Peter thinks he contacted Ronald Reagan, yet he discovers it is actually Rich Little he is talking to. When he goes to Quagmire in order to get his money back and Quagmire denies to do so, the two see a basket with a baby in it, as well as a note "Here's your baby, next time use a condom, jerk." Quagmire desperately tries to take care of the baby he calls Anna Lee, yet as she ruins his sexual relationships due to her crying, he decides to give her away for adoption. Later on he sees that as a terrible mistake, yet when he goes to her adoption family's house, he sees her happy, "as if she belongs here". He decides to let her go.

Elsewhere, Stewie creates a mentally disabled clone named "Bitch-Stewie" in order to take care of his tasks, and to do several other things, like washing his back. Brian, seeing how smoothly the whole thing seems to work out, wants a clone too. Once made "Bitch-Brian", was worse than Bitch-Stewie, due him being made by him, because regular Stewie couldn't be bothered, Bitch-Brian quickly loses his jaw. Stewie then claims the clones are not as stable as he thought. Then Bitch-Stewie limps into the room with a broken leg and an eyeball hanging out. Bitch-Brian soon dissolves and then, after Bitch-Stewie saying 'Wow, I sure hope that doesn't happen to me' he dissolves too.

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