|From the episode:||Back to the Woods|
"Quagmire" is an improvised song by Barry Manilow. Peter Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Joe Swanson and Cleveland Brown go to a Manilow concert at the beginning of "Back to the Woods". While looking for someone in the audience with a two syllable name, Manilow picks Quagmire and sings a slightly homoerotic version of his hit song "Mandy".
Barry Manilow: The night goes in to morning just another day
Happy people pass my way looking in their eyes
I see a memory and I never realized how happy you made me oh Quagmire,
well you came and you gave without taking.
Quagmire: I would never take from you, Barry.
Barry Manilow: But I sent you away oh Quagmire, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking, and I need you today oh Quagmire.