The Quahog Performing Arts Center is the site of the premier of the "film" Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story. Among the arrivals to walk the red carpet are the Greased-up Deaf Guy and Evil Monkey. Drew Barrymore arrives with her date the Kool-Aid Man. Peter Griffin tries to deal with an inebriated Lois Griffin. Stewie Griffin comes out and describes his political career. Chris Griffin tells how he was riding backwards in the limo so his shorts were facing the correct way and Tricia Takanawa abandons her interview with Meg Griffin for David Bowie and eventually starts humping his leg.