When his regular ride to the club is unable to make it due to needed throat surgery after years of smoking, Brian reluctantly agrees to take him. But at the club, Brian is impressed by the booze, girls and vomit from regurgitated breakfasts and decides to join Stewie in a doubles tournament after lying about being a great tennis player.
However, he blows off practice to hang out with the girls. When he gets around to participating, he is forced to reveal he has never played before, frustrating the highly competitive Stewie. He quickly learns what to do but in the big match, Stewie unloads on the umpire over calls and gets them kicked out of the club.