|From the episode:||In Harmony's Way|
|Singers:||Peter Griffin, Glenn Quagmire|
Quagmire: Alyssa Milano, I knew you were gonna be hot when you were nine
Peter: How about this?
Every food tastes good with melted cheese
Quagmire: I like twins unless they're Siamese
Peter: There you go, now we're jazzing.
Quagmire: Don't store your condoms in your billfold
Those things don't work if they get dry and old
Peter: Broken rubber