Screwed the Pooch/Quotes
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Peter: Bonjour, Monsieur Pewterschmidt!
Carter (to Lois): Did Peter have a stroke?
Lois: No, daddy, Peter's cultured himself, like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
Carter: Oh, so I should treat him like a high class whore?
Carter takes out a cigarette, lights it, puffs once, then extinguishes it on peter's chest
Peter (wincing): That's fine, just no kissing on the lips.
Michael Eisner and Bill Gates are flying around on jetpacks.
Michael Eisner: The people look like ants from up here.
Bill Gates: (cryptically) They are ants, Michael. They are ants.
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