Seamus
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 Seamus | |
| Full Name: | Captain Seamus |
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| Voiced by: | Seth MacFarlane |
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Fisherman/talk-show host/organist |
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In a parody of fictional salty sea-dogs and pirates, Seamus (pronounced "SHAY'-muss") is a tough fisherman with wood for arms and legs. He is also blind in one eye, and so wears a black eye-patch.
He is in the habit of emerging from the shadows to warn Peter of the prospective dangers when Peter is about to do something at sea.
Seamus also has his own television talkshow, an obvious parody of "The Oprah Winfrey Show".
For some reason he carries around - rolled up in one of his wooden arms - a picture of a diseased prostate, a cat doing pull ups, a map of Middle Earth, and the band Primus.
Another of his habits is to write somewhat lame jokes, featuring outdated terminology, and then asking whether they are successful or not, for instance in Movin' Out (Brian's Song), when Stewie refers to the cobblers (shoe repairer) and apothecary (pharmacy).
He also is a talented organist in Boys Do Cry, where he auditions to become Quahog's Church Organist, performing Great Ball's of Fire.
He has wooden arms and legs, and has even been asked about this disorder in the episode A Fish out of Water, when he sarcastically comments that his father was a 'tree'.
In Ocean's Three and a Half, when Seamus is seen naked, his body is entirely wooden while his head is human (to which Peter asks "How the hell are you alive?") How Seamus got his wooden arms and legs in unknown.
[edit] Relatives
Father: A tree (Mentioned in A Fish out of Water)
