Sergeant Extreme and Major Awesome
Sergeant Extreme is a sergeant in the U.S. Army, where he works as a recruiter. He and his superior officer, Major Awesome, try to convince the students of Buddy Cianci Junior High School to join the U.S. Army in "Saving Private Brian" because of the chance to do thrillseeking missions, get great awards, and date Hollywood babes. The recruiting video has a brief disclaimer saying that is not a guarantee.