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Short Shorts
From the episode: Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story/Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure
Singers: Joe Swanson
Voices: Patrick Warburton

"Short Shorts" is a song by the Royal Teens that was a #3 hit in the United States in 1958.

In "Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure", the third segment of Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, a sixtysomething-year old Joe Swanson in the year 2035 sings it while flaunting the transplanted legs from his late wife Bonnie Swanson, which looked much too young to match a sixty-year old body, thus still attractive.


Joe: Who wears short shorts?


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