Family Guy Wiki

Sibling Rivalry/Quotes

< Sibling Rivalry

5,843pages on
this wiki
Add New Page
Talk0 Share
[After kicking a child in the testicles]
Stewie: Anyone else want to feel my Reebok in their grapes? Then you'll all do as I say!

Stewie: So be it! I'll do to you what B.C. does to comedy on a daily basis.
[Cutaway to a B.C. comic strip]
Caveman #1: Hey, why is Juan so happy?
Caveman #2: I think he finally figured himself out.
Caveman #1: Huh, I guess it takes Juan to know Juan.

TV Announcer: We now return to Morgan Freeman starring in The Narrator.
Morgan Freeman: Ever since I was a little boy, people have enjoyed the sound of my voice. And I figured you either get busy talkin or you get busy dyin'. The work is really quite easy. Why even right now I'm just sitting in a chair, sipping some tea and reading from a script. The wall is covered in something that resembles egg crates except they're soft and spongy, like a a Twinkie.

Lois: [taking a pregnancy test] Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter: Oh God, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewie, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian: Peter, those aren't your kids. That's the Nick @ Nite lineup.
Peter: Blanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian: That's Street Fighter.
Peter: Red, blue, green...
Brian: Those are colors.

Peter: Lois, men aren't fat. Only fat women are fat.

Peter: Oh, hey Hogzilla. You seen my hot wife Lois anywhere?
Lois: No, I haven't. Maybe she's out looking for a man who can satisfy her.
Peter: [laughs sarcastically] Hey, do me a favor. When you're in bed, point your butt the other way. Last night, you farted, I swear to God, I thought someone was stickin' me with the cigarette lighter from the car. You're fat.

Bertram: What took you so long?
Stewie: What took you so ugly?

Lois: Why should I get my tubes tied? You should get a vasectomy.
Peter: First of all, I don't know what that is. And second of all, no freakin' way!

Joe: A lot of the guys on the force have had vasectomies, and their lives haven't changed at all.
Cleveland: Would you ever have one?
Joe: Never!!

Previous Episode's Quotes /// Sibling Rivalry's Quotes \\\ Next Episode's Quotes

Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.

Also on Fandom

Random Wiki