|From the episode:||Family Guy: Live in Vegas|
"Desafinado", rendered into English usually as "Slightly out of Tune", but occasionally as "Off Key". is a bossa nova song composed by Antonio Carlos Jobim with lyrics by Newton Mendonça. The English language lyrics were written by Jon Hendricks and Jessie Cavanaugh.
Brian: ♪When I try to sing, you say I'm off-key.♪
♪Why can't you see how much this hurts me.♪
♪With your perfect beauty and your perfect pitch.♪
♪You're a perfect angel.♪
♪When I come around, must you always put me down.♪
♪If you say my singing is off-key, my love.♪
♪You will hurt my feelings, don't you see, my love.♪
♪I wish I had an ear like yours, a voice that would behave.♪
♪All I have is feeling and a voice God gave.♪
♪You insist my music goes against the rules.♪
♪Yes, but rules were never made for lovesick fools.♪
♪I wrote this little song for you, but you don't care.♪
♪It's a crooked song, ah, but all my heart is there.♪
♪The thing that you would see if you would do your part.♪
♪Is even if I'm out of tune, I have a gentle heart.♪
♪I took your picture with my trusty Rolleiflex.♪
♪And now all I have developed is a complex.♪
♪Possibly in vain, I hope you weaken, oh my love.♪
♪And forget those rigid rules that undermine my dream of.♪
♪A life of love and music with someone who'll understand.♪
♪That even though I may be out of tune,♪
♪When I attempt to say how much I love you.♪
♪All that matters is the message that I bring♪
♪Which is my dear one I love you.♪
Lois: Oh, that was lovely, Brian.
Brian: Oh, great. Thanks.
Was it... uh... was it lovely enough for you to-
Lois: No, I will not make out with you.
Brian: Got it. Won't ask again.
Herbert: Well, hey there, muscley-arm.
Chris: Oh, hi, Mr. Herbert
Lois: Oh, Herbert... How nice to see you.
Herbert: I ain't talkin' to you, hussy.
Hey, Chris. Brought you some candy corns.
Chris: Wow, thanks.
Herbert: You know, when you walk by my house everyday on your way to catch the school bus, it just makes me wanna sing. So I'm gonna sing you a little song, Chris.